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Your business needs
an AI agent We build it in 7 days from your Google Sheets.

No website build. No developers. No monthly SaaS fees. We turn your existing spreadsheets into a WhatsApp AI employee that answers customers 24/7 — in any language.

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Stop repeating yourself

You answer the same questions every day. Your AI shouldn't.

Most business owners spend 10+ hours a week on WhatsApp replies they've already typed before. Here's what changes.

01

Stop Repeating Yourself

Your team types the same pricing, hours, and availability answers every day. Your AI handles it instantly, consistently, in any language.

02

Answer 24/7 in Any Language

Customers message at 10PM, on Sundays, in Afrikaans or Zulu. Your AI replies immediately. No missed leads, no delayed responses.

03

Turn Google Sheets into an Employee

Your product catalogue, price list, FAQ — it's already in spreadsheets. We sync them to your AI. Update a sheet, your AI learns it instantly.

No Website Build. No Developers.

Just Your Google Sheets.

Most AI agencies charge R80k+ for a custom chatbot. We use what you already have.

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You already run your business in spreadsheets

Price lists, product catalogues, staff rotas, FAQ answers — it's all there. Google Sheets, Excel, or AirTable. We don't make you learn new software.

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We connect it to your AI via AppScript

A lightweight Google AppScript syncs your sheets to Cloudflare D1. When you update a price or add a product, your AI knows within seconds.

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Your AI goes live on WhatsApp in 7 days

Day 1: Audit. Day 2-4: Build your knowledge base. Day 5-7: Test and launch. You're live on WhatsApp before most agencies send you a proposal.

How It Works

Observe. Need. Explore.

We don't start with technology. We start by understanding your business.

1

Audit

We analyse your business — what customers ask, how you reply, where time is lost. Your Time Reclamation Index (TRI) tells the story.

2

Build

We create your Business Knowledge Standard (BKS) — the complete knowledge base that trains your AI to represent you faithfully.

3

Deploy

Your AI employee goes live on WhatsApp, your website, or anywhere else. We monitor, refine, and improve continuously.

Pricing

Invest in your AI employee

One launch fee. Then a monthly retainer to keep it sharp.

AKS Launch Package

Includes the Detailed Time Audit, full AKS Schema generation, 200 Q&A dataset, Google Sheets integration, and WhatsApp deployment. Everything you need to go live.

R12,690 once-off
Then from R1,200/month to keep it running and updated
AKS Launch Package
R12,690
once-off — includes everything
Detailed Time Audit + AKS Schema + 200 Q&A dataset + Google Sheets AppScript sync + WhatsApp deployment + handover documentation. Go from spreadsheet to AI employee in 7 days.
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Free Audit
Free
15-minute WhatsApp call to assess your business, identify time leaks, and see if you qualify for the AKS Launch Package.
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Starter
R1,200
per month retainer
Up to 50 Q&As, Meta WhatsApp, knowledge updates, and monitoring. Perfect for solopreneurs and small teams.
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Business
R1,800
per month retainer
Up to 100 Q&As, Meta WhatsApp + Web Chat, monthly knowledge refreshes. Best for growing businesses.
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Professional
R2,500
per month retainer
Up to 150 Q&As, WhatsApp + Web + Multi-LLM Export (GPT, Claude, Gemini). Your knowledge works everywhere.
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Enterprise
R3,500
per month retainer
Up to 200 Q&As, WhatsApp + Web + API/CRM Integration. Full enterprise-grade digital workforce.
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Pay via PayFast: Credit Card, EFT, Instant EFT · 50% to start, 50% on launch · Invoicing available

Not sure if you qualify?

Leave your email and we'll send you a free AI Readiness Checklist plus a 15-minute call to discuss your business.

Expansion

Add-ons & À La Carte

Enhance your AI employee with additional capabilities.

Document Ingestion

Up to 10 documents included. Additional docs from R250 each.

From R250

Image Ingestion

Visual asset training for your AI. Up to 10 images included.

From R150

Knowledge Source

Custom API or database ingestion for your AI.

From R1,500

Platform Export

Deploy to GPT, Claude, or Gemini as a dedicated instance.

From R2,000

Single Page App

Custom-built SPA, responsive, SEO, animations, integrations.

From R12,000

Brand Guidelines

Full PDF style guide with logo, colours, typography, mockups.

From R5,000

SEO Optimization

On-page SEO, meta tags, keywords, speed, indexing, analytics.

From R3,000

System Training

1x training session, user guide, video tutorials, ongoing support.

From R2,000

Web Hosting

12 months, 10GB SSD, SSL, 99.9% uptime, backups, CDN.

From R2,400

Business Cards

100 premium double-sided business cards with branding.

From R2,500
FAQ

Common Questions

How is this different from the free Meta Business Agent? ▼
Meta gives you the engine. We give you the fuel. Their free agent knows nothing about your business until you train it. That's what we do — we build your Business Knowledge Standard so your AI sounds like you, knows your products, and answers your customers correctly.
How long does it take to launch? ▼
7 days from audit to live. Day 1: we audit your business and map your knowledge. Days 2-4: we build your AKS Schema and 200 Q&A dataset. Days 5-7: we deploy, test, and hand over. You're live on WhatsApp within a week.
What if I don't have a website? ▼
You don't need one. Your AI lives on WhatsApp — your customers are already there. We use your Google Sheets, price lists, and documents as the knowledge source. No website required.
Do I need to be technical? ▼
Not at all. We handle everything. You tell us about your business, we build your knowledge base, and your AI goes live. You review and approve before launch.
What is the AKS Launch Package? ▼
It's the full onboarding: Detailed Time Audit (business analysis + TRI Score), AKS Schema generation (your complete knowledge architecture), 200 Q&A dataset, Google Sheets AppScript integration, WhatsApp deployment, and handover documentation. R12,690 once-off.
Can I export my AI to other platforms? ▼
Yes. Your Business Knowledge Standard is platform-independent. We can deploy to ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, your website, or custom API integrations. Your knowledge belongs to you, not to any platform.
How do I pay? ▼
We accept credit card and EFT via PayFast (Visa, Mastercard, Instant EFT). 50% deposit to start your audit, 50% on launch. Monthly retainers are billed on the 1st. Contact us for custom invoicing.

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